Haha I read the first page and there was a gun. I wonder if anybody here plays paintball. I DO! and so does a woman who checked up on me at the doctor's. she was pretty young and said she got a big bruise on her chest

Shiny Toy Gun?

No it isn't. I could repaint it or buy a new gun with better coating. Spyder Aggressor.
Or the band could play a concert at a paintball field here in new england and autograph everybody's guns!